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COSMO B. HENDERSON PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL

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December 2nd, 2014 Posted 8:17 pm

Dear Mr B. Henderson I think you should … STOP WEARING PYJAMAS TO SCHOOL DISCOS STOP YOUR SISTER DIDO  FROM WEARING COSTUMES TO SCHOOL STOP YOUR FRIEND FROM GROWING BUT DO ALL THIS TO AVOID HUMILITY.

 

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Cosmo’s new years resoulution Private and Confidential

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December 2nd, 2014 Posted 8:16 pm

Dear Cosmo

I think that you should take on the New Years Resolutions that I am going to talk you through inside of this Private and Confidential letter. The first New Years Resolution  that I will suggest is that your little sister  should stop dressing up as an ” egg box alligator” so that you will not have to suffer the horrific consequences of public humiliation and shame when it is not even 1% your fault. Therefore ,  you can concentrate on your work instead of dodging Kirk Perry’s fist(and other body parts).

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Diary entry by m roper

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November 30th, 2014 Posted 5:24 pm

Dear Diary ,

my name is cinders (short for Cinderella) I was so close to being Mrs Charming , if that stupid Bethany Big Nose hadn’t have got involved. I was enjoying myself hitting my future husband until she dropped a big bowl of trifle on my head with her big butter fingers. I have been in jail for 3 days, 15 hours, 37 minuets and 4 seconds very specific Hu!  Anyway I have planned another plan but I need someone big , someone that can blow the palace down! Aha I know , I’ll get that big bad wolf all my friends ( teddy’s) go on about all the time. I’m not giving up!

Here’s the plan;

  • Find someone unsavoury to get rid of Bethany big nose.
  • Make sure no one suspects me.
  • Get out of here somehow.
  • Marry the prince.
  • Be a princess. Heh heh heh

Off now to do basket weaving with miss Muffet’s spider. Apparently it will make me a model citizen ha as if!

 

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CINDERELLA (THE REAL STORY)

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November 30th, 2014 Posted 5:23 pm

time in jail:  4 hour , 36 minutes , 24 seconds  , 89 mille seconds  
 
 
DEAR  help ,
Today I am writing about the worst day of my entire life !!! That idiotic pest will repay by taking a highway to ultimate death she rewind my chance with the prince by throwing an extra large bowl of trifle over my HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was going to murder her at the time but I was to embarrass too get capture her .
 
Now I’m in Onceaponatime town prison and I’ve got a plan… 
  
1. Give someone a secret message
2. tell them to capture Bethany
3. I become the princess muhahahaha   
 

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Cinderella

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November 30th, 2014 Posted 5:23 pm

Dear Diary

Today was horrible I felt  I was going to die. Bethany big nose is still here and it is getting on my nerves because I want her to go because she is horrendous.  My plan has not worked.

I wanted to chose my own dress but my horrible mum chose it. I went to the ball and I had the best time ever I threw a trifle in her face and the revenge is just beginning but then she just ran away I wanted her to be on the floor were she just ran away.

I went back to my house and I found that the wolf  had left me a message on some cup cakes that ill huff and ill puff and ill blow your house down and I sent him a message back saying that I have got a job for you and it is to get rid of Bethany big nose.

 

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I have been attacked! (prince) by chance

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November 30th, 2014 Posted 5:22 pm

Dear diary                                                                        2nd October

Yesterday I was attacked by the most beautiful girl in a jewel-crusted silk gown and dainty glass slippers. She dragged across the room by her beauty, my mother (queen) told me to stop gawping like a goldfish. I wasn’t, but then officer Bigbear came in and I asked him what could I do for him, and he said ” I want to know where…” and then I was attacked I was kept hostage then I knew who officer Bigbear wanted. But then out of nowhere a flying trifle slobbered her and I saw who threw it was a tall woman and I decided to marry her. me prince charming, and her princess Bethany.

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what are rabbids?

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November 30th, 2014 Posted 5:22 pm

Rabbids are adorable  (or as i like to dsecribe them as adorkable ) because they are rabbits but havc a crazy mind ; they are incedably dumb!As some people alread know , they ae short : cause mischief : have a pink belly : white fur and always say “Bwahhhhh!”the way they say it is annoyingly cute . In this tet it will state about their apperance ad personalaty .

 

Personalaty

These amazing creatures have a total mind of thier own however this mind is huge and imagenative ; thier brain is peasized , how does that work out? Rabbids ,who are dumb, are always being daft and idiotic since they are only like midget gems! Due to  them   being  small they are extremly haliarious.

 

Apperance

Rabbids main body fur colour is white since they are like rabbits. Thier belly and hands stand out because they are a nice pink coulor. If one rabbid is a leader of a gang it will have one blue and one red eye!

 

Overall Rabbids are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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happy invasion

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November 30th, 2014 Posted 5:21 pm

One day there were to school boys who wouldn’t stop smileing nobody knew why. The two boys were named Jay and dave ,who were best friends, they went to school on the date Wednesday 3rd of December. t all started in morning work

” Right who knows what one add one is? Dave,” the Teacher said “DAVE ANSWER ME… … … DAVE!” NO answer she shoted at jay for the same reson. Everone around laughed. They got sent to the meical room with the teacher ; somehow they were still smileing…Jay and Dave go put on a hospitle bed.

Sooner or later they had no pulse! Creperly thay stood up with rainbow goo coming out of thier mouth, the teacher ran as the poor medical helper got hugged and this cused her to act like them! It was a happy invasion, in know time the whole school was happy invaded!

Only the teacher survived. There stood a tape saying play me on a microphone so she played it. later on she was surrounded and turned happy .The music should have stopped the invasion but didn’t!

Globally the entire world was coveed with happines. The full universe was rainbow goo. IT WAS A HAPPY INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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acrosstic poem on christmas

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November 30th, 2014 Posted 5:21 pm

Children and adults love

Haveing fun

Really good family time

Incrediable

Super christmas diner

The christmas crackers

My favriout day of the year

A big day

So greatful

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why i should win the Wresling tickets by chloe

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November 27th, 2014 Posted 12:45 pm

I think i should win the tickest to wresling because im always there to help and i know i have made the wrong choices but i have always put them right by remembering to be in the right place at the right time doing the right thing! I really want to win these tickests seen as though i have never really seen wresling before and i would like to and another reason if someone is upset i will always be there for them wich means i sometimes have to give up my time but i still like doing that and treating the teachers with respect. I will totally understand if i dont win the tickest but its worth a try and i really do hope i win them thankyou!      PLEASE!

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